I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”(via coolestpriest)